Sonic
The Pasta (REMAKE OF THE VIDEO)
I'm a ordinary Sonic The Hedgehog fan as everyone else +suicidemouse.avi fan.
I'm a emotional guy when something gets too cruel.
Until, I got the hellish Sonic CD!
It started when i was going to get something for food, until something catched my interest, it was a stand, full of Sonic CD's, and saw the different box of Sonic CD's, I saw a CD.
It was called "SONIC".
The background was from Sonic 2.
I Thought...
"Huh, Let's get this CD now".
I Got it, it costs 1 dollar, cheap.
I set this CD into my XBOX 360, It started.
The music was familiar.
I pressed start, static sound and the background was been red in a split second, The now loading text was blue, A white demonic sonic appeared in split second, The level name was Not Special, Act 0.
I saw Sonic was in the level, No background, but there was a huge grey ring.
I hopped into the ring.
The special level song was distorted, like in where you ride the horse in carnival or something.
I tried to stay in the peppermint.
Unfortunately, I fell to the goal!
The static was making my ears bleed!
I heard some one saying "OW OW OW"!
Wait a minute, the scream was from suicidemouse.avi! then static for a split second.
The loading text was green now.
Now the level name was nameless, Act 1.
I lost a life, the background was something from SEGA CD start up, the music was slow Green Hill Zone.
I saw the speed sneakers on the TV,
I dashed on it, I got speed up you know, another TV! More speed!
"I bet i will be crushed on spikes"!
And more TV appeared, and i got crushed on the spikes! I was right!
The things was distorting! The white sonic appeared in split second
The loading text now is purple!
And there some text in the loading text.
I appeared at Go Back, Act 9.
Music was slowest.
There was some demons! Sonic was black, and the celling was smaller and smaller until it crushed Sonic!
Poor poor Sonic-Kun!
I lost a life again!
The loading text IS DISTORTED!
I appeared in a zone called End, Act 1.
The music was reversed badinerie, From suicidemouse.avi.
I appeared in some junkyard and the beast appeared,
I dodged that beast and i jumped on him.
I run dashed on him but he was eating me! Not so cruel!
I lost all of my lives, and the screen was instantly black.
What the part was extremely cruel is the Sonic's head on the stick!
I successfully cried, read the beggining if you forgot.
The music was the end of suicidemouse.avi.
After than immediatly took the CD off and destroyed it!
I burned the cd, by asking cops destroy it,
The guy who sold me this CD was criminal.
And he's a satanist.
I got so much nightmares, and the computer was flashing my head on stick, dead.
I couldn't take this off from my head, I destroyed my computer.
So, if you find this CD, DESTROY IT!
Extra Notes
When i said It turned purple, the thing in Now Loading text looked like arabic.
Therapy helped me to forget it. I play Resident Evil instead. Jill Sandwich anyone?
I built a custom computer and it does not lag.
Now i'm doin some R34 pics because i'm 24 years old.
I Cried because ruined my dear childhood.
Now i don't care about Suicidemouse.avi because i need more brain space.
.paf paf paf .toh si ada (HINT: esrever)
Papers Please? Yes. I Play it. Got all endings.
I'm not emotional anymore.