One day, i found out about the lost spongebob episode redmist, i wanted to see it. but i could not fined it anywere, so i went to a nearby stores and could not find it. i saw my frend dead at his hoouse and i went over there. he gave me a disk called sponegbob.EXE. It was written in hyper realistic BLOOD. he told me to distroy it but i saw spongebob ritten on it and i wanted to watch it but i aksidentally stepped on m frends face and he died again,. so i went home ant downloded the cd ontu my computer and it exploded but i didnt care. i watched the episode. i paused the episode. i got a drink. i unpaused the episode. i kept watching.
the title was the krusty krab training video. i got mad beacuse it wasnt a new episode so i threw my computer out a window and shot it. but i picked it up and kept on watching. the episode had very slow music that sounded like lavenderp town forbackwards and there was no voices . but when it got to the part with mr krabs showing the tools he said 'YOU CANNOT ESCAPE. But just then STEVEN HILLENBERG JUMPED IN THROUGH THE WINDOW AND SHOT ME A BAJILLION TIMES. THEN SPONGEBOB . EXE WAS THERE AND HE KILLED HIM. then i continued watching even though my house was now a scorching pile of rubble. BUT JUST THEN CHUCK NORRIS CAME IN AND PUNCHED ME AND I EXPLODED AND A SKELETON POPPED OUT THE END. Then i remembered i was an intern at nickolodeon and i could have gotten the episode there, but whatever.
boo.exe