SUBWOOFA'

I was on Subwoofer shop and i bought SUBFOOWA' RED for 666 dollars. I bought 4 of those because im Skrillex and that Evil Patrixxx logo on it looked cooler than any of other subshits. Then i just putted them on my van and tested them out. I putted volume to LOUDER THAN YOUR MOM MOUTH! Then i putted bangaranga and my ears popped out and blood exploded all over my car windows. Then i didnt see nothing and i felt down from cliff and died. 
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