Belliasano Ruined my Life, A Long Trollpasta that Just Seems to Go on Forever and Ever and Ever and Ever And Ever....
Chapter I: Trorians Attack
It all happened that one night, where Trorian Belliasano was cheating on my father, mother took a knife and shoved it up his ass. He died. Trorian then turned into Evil Patrix and said "ONION HAHAHA!" and photoshopped me into towel, I didn't notice until my limbs started shrinking, then I turned into a blue soft towel. Trorian then left me alone and said "I'LL COME BACK FOR YOU TOMORROW!" she then left.
Chapter II: The Pingas Lady
When I had lost all hope, there came out The Pingas Lady. Was it really her? I thought then she turned me back to human and loaded me with an AK-47 and with 666 bullets. then she said "Let's do piss."
Chapter III: The Revenge
We knocked on Trorians door, she opened it and said "HA YOU BROUGHT THE STUPID PINGAS LADY WITH YOU?!? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAPOOPHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHFUCKUHAHAHAHAHAHHAHASECRETMESSAGEHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHADOOMBUGHHAHAHHAURWASTINGURTIMEREADINGALLOFTHESEHASHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHMAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" After those 4 hours of laughing we took the AK-47, loaded it, and shot Trorian. She said "Owwww!" and started crying and in a demonic voice stated "ITS NOT OVER TROLOLOLOLOLOL!" Then she turned into a rock and blew up.
Chapter IV: The Reckoning of Cheese
Lol you're still reading this crap? Anyways, Trorians rock explosion killed Pingas lady, then it was my chance, so I fucked her dead body and orgasmed, which suprised me because i'm only twelve and I haven't hit puberty yet, but then I did. I earned 75837593759379573 Pingas Points and my penis grew to be 12 square miles. Trorian then exclaimed "IMPRESSIVE BUT MINE IS 67 SQUARE MILES!!!!!!" "Trorian, you're a girl." I stated. She then said "NO IM NOT IM A SECRET MAN LOLOLOLOLOLTROLOLOL" I was then so jalapeno I turned into Columbia, Ohio.
Chapter V: I've never been to Carson City
Trorian then fucked me in the ass, lol wut.
Chapter VI: Onion is the Word
She then said "ONION!" again and I turned into a jalapeno and farted a massive fart, my mom from the beginning came back and sang Miley Cyrus wrecking ball. Trorian ears started to bleed and she turned into a cat and flew away, she then used her ground pound attack and I went flying 200 million feet in the air, I then hit space and died, but I came back down and I was fine. Trorian used her super pingas powers to summon Evil Patrix. My mom and I both said "Oh shit." she then ditched me and left me to die.
Chapter VII: Can't Catch me you Bae
Evil Patrix then chased me 67 miles, I collapsed and died, but I got back up and I was fine. Evil Patrix then tried using his boogers to catch up to me. He then caught up to me and spiked me with his moustache and said "Bae u mine now" in a deep black persons voice. He then broke my spine and threw me on the ground. Since he broke my spine I tried walking but I just fumbled into a volcano and burned.
Chapter VIII: How the fuck did I survive all of this?
But, I got lucky. The volcano erupted sending me flying out of it. It killed Evil Patrix and I survived. And then I knew Trorians weakness, Miley Cyrus. I then fought Trorian with my new power, booger flinging. I then locked her in a room with Miley Cyrus. Trorian then died over night. I enjoyed it since she had ruined my life. Very happy.
Chapter VIIII: Why the hell are u still reading this, whats wrong
with you?
Finally, Trorian Belliasano had been put to a rest, all thanks to me.
THE END
PART 2, MADE 1 DAY AFTER CHAPTERS 1-9
Chapter X: Gridz meets Me
I met a small boy named Gridz 5 seconds after Trorians death. He was 10. He slammed me against the wall of my house and pushed his lips against mine. He took both of our clothes of and led me to the bedroom and said "You enjoying this?" and I said "Oh yeah." with a wink. He took a banana from his pocket and said "Mama gave it to me for a snack but I have other plans for it.." he stated and he shoved the banana up my ass. I screamed with pleasure as Trorian Belliasano walked in on us. "WTFFFFF" We both screamed.
Chapter XI: The Wedding
My mom had gotten a new husband while Gridz and I went into hibernation for 12 hours and we were invited to the wedding, so of course we went. The groom was pretty, oh and also the groom is Shrek so yeah. When they were done reading their vows shrek screamed "IT ISN'T OGRE!!!" And stuck his slimy banana into my moms butthole. After the wedding Gridz and I went back to my moms house, with my new step father being Shrek. Gridz and I watched some sex documentries and stuff when Trorian Belliasano busted in on us AGAIN!!! Trorian then said "HEY ZACH! (my name) GET OVER HERE SO I CAN KILL YOU!!!! IM NOT DEAD YET!" Gridz and I screamed and ran away as Shrek said "NOBODY TOUCHES MY SON!" and they brawled it out while Gridz and I escaped.
Chapter XII: The Escape
Gridz and I knew we couldn't fight Trorian this time, she had grown out of her Miley Cyrus weakness. Gridz apparently knew how to drive a car so we drove away, but on the way we met a girl named Gregor. *WARNING SHOCKER* She had been
experiencing Trorian Belliasano too! She jumped in the car and drove away with us as we heard on the radio Shrek had died. "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOÖOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" I shouted. We had escaped, but Shrek had sacraficed his life for us. That damn Trorian Belliasano. She was a dead woman.
Chapter XIII: Evil Gerbil Attacks
We made it out of town but we saw it. THE EVIL GIANT POOPING SHITTING ASSBUTT AMAZING EXTRAVAGANT PIANO-PLAYING DOGFACED COW-EATING SHMOOBA-DANCING FLIP FLOPPED THE FLOPPED COGIANO BUBBLES FARTING HOPPING CARTWHEELING JUMP-ROPING SODA-DRINKING BOB BOPPER DRUNK SALEM, OREGON EVIL PATRIXX GERBIL. "Oh noes." Gregor said. "RUUUN!" A local murderer said as we all scattered about. Omg! Where'd Gregor and Gridz go!?!? Oh no no no! I lost them! As a black person mugged me. I needed to move on. If I didnt the THE EVIL GIANT POOPING SHITTING ASSBUTT AMAZING EXTRAVAGANT PIANO-PLAYING DOGFACED COW-EATING SHMOOBA-DANCING FLIP FLOPPED THE FLOPPED COGIANO BUBBLES FARTING HOPPING CARTWHEELING JUMP-ROPING SODA-DRINKING BOB BOPPER DRUNK SALEM, OREGON EVIL PATRIXX GERBIL would surely kill me! So, I kept moving.
Chapter XIIII: We Like to Call it Sex
I ran out of town just to bump into Trorian. She picked me up by the neck and stretched me 20,000 feet and I died, but when I got up I was died, and I was finely dead wait lol wut. So she said "YOU KILL ME ONCE I KILL YOU 1 BILLION TIMES! HAHAHAAH!" She buried me alive! I couldnt see anything except the coffin I would stuck in. According to Gridz I would die in just about to hours.
Chapter XV: Pointless Chapter That is Completely 100% Meaningless to the Story
Im died.
Chapter XVI: Do you Want to Build a Snowman?
I heard someone digging. It was my mom, Gregor, and Gridz! They saved me as they handed me a wand of pingas. Gregor wielded a mace, Gridz a knife (the one my mom killed my first dad with, chapter 1), and my mom held a sharp banana. Gridz then said "Lets roll." But, what was that! No, it couldn't be! :0 PINGAS LADY! "I thought you were dead!" I exclaimed. "Well you peed a little when you raped me and a little pee drizzled into my mouth and it revived me." she replied. She then said "Lets do piss."
Chapter XVII: The Final Battle of Pingas
It was time to face Trorian face to face. We knocked on her door, and she opened it butt naked. She then said "BY THE POWER OF NUDITY, YOU MUST DIE!" and she shot a lazer at Pingas Lady and once again she died 5 seconds into the battle. That just left us 4. We fought for 657 years, but then Gridz sprained his hand and said "I can no longer fight!" That left him defenseless and Trorian swooped in and turned into a Ronald McDonald and flew him up into the air and he was gone, gone like my 12 square miles penis! Omg noooooo! Trorian made me lose all my Pingas Points! I turned into a robot and swung my metallic arms and hit my mama in the face and killed her. "Beeeepopopopop" I said and I flew into the air carrying Gregor, we were going after Gridz.
Chapter XVIII: Oggie The Pickle
WHY THE HELL ARE YOU STILL READING THIS BULLSHIT?!?! Anyways,
Gregor also told me while we were on the flight "Evil Patrixx had a son, he's out to kill you since you killed his father." I replied "Great, another pingas obstacle to tackle down with my jalapēno." I murmured. We finally reached Gridz and Trorian. "IMPRESSIVE YOU CAUGHT UP TO ME BUT NOW GRIDZ DIEZ!" She said while she dropped the 10 year old Gridz. "NOOOO GRIDZ!!!" Gregor and I both shouted, as a magical pickle named Oggie swopped down and saved him. Oggie had a magic wand and a top hat. "Is this you're shmexy little friend?" Oggie asked. "Yes it is!! Thank you so much! Whats your name?" we replied anxiously for answers. "My name is de uhmm Oggie da Pickle" he said. "Would you like to join us on our quest? I asked. "NO! HIYAHHHHH!" and he flew to the sky and blew up into a bunch of confetti. We all had know idea wtf just happend.
Chapter XVIII: I've never been to Carson City #2
Gridz and I were in my room reading the same novel, it was a book about pickle pingas. "Hey you know what this book reminds me of?" He texted me, "What?" I texted back. "Sex" He texted back. He then threw down his book and threw me on the bed, we both turned into robot cockroaches and he let out an orgasm of pleasure as I stuck my big robot cockroach dick into his cock roach butt. We had sex all night. And I was only 12, and he was only 10.
Chapter XVIIII: Gregor the Baby Thief
It was stupid of Gridz and I to ever trust Gregor. At the end of the night, my and Gridz sex night, she took of with all of the information we had given her and she had sent it to Trorian. She was just a spy. I was telling Gridz this, and he replied back "I knew I shouldn't of gotten her pregnate." I screamed "WHAT!?!?!" "I- I'm sorry I mea-" I didn't let him finish I punched him in the face to a bloody pulse. He tried to fight back and say "Pleas- Sto-" but he couldn't put up a sufficient fight since I had hit puberty and he didn't yet. Once I was done with his face I kicked him in the balls and left him to die in the bed. He tried saying "Plea- No I'm Sorr-" But I was already gone.
Chapter XX: I all realize it now
I all realize it now. What happend to me. I now realize Trorian didn't just hurt me physically, but emotionally. She had turned me into a monster. She scarred me for life when she made my mother kill my father. She also scarred me by killing The Pingas Lady in front of me twice. She was my favorite super hero. When we came to her house the first time I used the gun on her. Gregor wasn't a spy the whole time. She crossed over because she thought I was a bad person, I mean killing Gridz and all. And I got so angry and jalapēno I killed my own mother. Oggie the Pickle was just a sick joke, I was really starting to like him. I've killed many people throughout my life now, including my mom, Gridz, Patrixx, and many more. All because of Trorian Belliasano.
Chapter XXI(FINAL CHAPTER): It isn't Ogre.
I- I had killed Gridz. What had I done?!?! My best friend! Oh god this can't be true! "TRORIAN BELLIASANO!!!!!!!!!!" I screamed. She had come by my side and asked "Whats the matter did u shave ur head? hahahahahahaha!" "Wtf?" I said as a took a mirror and showed it to her. "Owwwww" she said as she shrunk down and died. I figured out what her weakness, she was so fat and ugly she would see herself in the mirror and die. But, I still had killed Gridz, my mother, and Shrek in a away. I made Gregor cross over, This chapter may say it isn't ogre, but it is. Because I was such a bad friend to Gridz and everyone, alll because of Trorian Belliasano. I may have killed her but...
Trorian Belliasano, ruined my life.
I'm saying this as i'm putting a knife to my throat... and slitting it.
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