Skin

Skin
This is a true story but names have been changed because fuck you and all of your prick family
There was blood everywhere. The man had a knife and he was stabbing me with a trumpet and the trumpet was oozing blood and the blood was hyper realistic!!!!!!
Turns out I was an involuntary blood donor. The man was actually my dad he just hates me. I died.
Then I got out my ps4 and started playing it because I’m a rich bastard. My mum came up to me and vomited the disk out for me! It said skin! So I said “thx bae” and then told her to fuck off. I slapped her in the face and then blood went everywhere! HYPER REALISTIC!!!!!11!!
I put the disk in and then scary images popped up! Sonic.exe and tails doll wanted to fight me on smash! So I picked up the wii remote to play the game and threw it at my tv! My TV then started OOZING HYPER REALISTIC BLOOD and then sonic.exe came out and killed me. I went to hospital and died 3 times. I’m a pussy so I get 9 lives.
I jumped out the window of the hospital and then my bae mobile picked me up. I flew around with my ps4 and I actually killed people in real life!!! This game was crazy!
I walked home and then smashed my head into the door… The door was alive! It ate me! “Fuck!” were my last words that time. I broke open the door and walked into my house. I picked my Xbox one up and buried it. I then threw it against the wall and broke it. No more pain or suffering… Nobody else can get this game...
THE END