SpackTheCanadianSpock
Introduction
Once upon a time, there was a man named Spock. Spock was unhappy with his life of eating hobbits, smoking weed, and drinking vodka. He wanted to be a Canadian, and eat moose, smoke American, and drink maple syrup.
Buttsecks
Spock invited his friend Scotty over for a good session of coitus and buttsecks. When they were done, they kidnapped a Canadian and put Spock in them, named it Spack, and now Spock is Spack, the Canadian Spock.
#SWED