So, why did the skeleton blow up his house? Then a meteor crashed outside. It sent a game through my eyeball. Taking it out, It was 'Splerpyderpysplerpyderpyyoursplerpypenisderpyissplerpydisfunctionalderpy.jshcjenf000111'. However, let's just call him Bob.
This is not a Haunted gaming pasta. I did not play game. I smashed it, however a squid walked into mah car. It yelled ' SPLATATATATATATATATATATATATATA....' For 10 hours. Then it started bleeding, setting of the alarm and set fire to the whole house. Then he turned into a squid kid and drowned me in ink.
However, I fought back. I killed her. I blew up her Super Soaker. Then I got buried in a stack of Splerpyderpys. I threw them and spat them at her. She blew up in Ink.
I died in the fire. End. Except not.
I am his skeleton. I am inside of all of you. Spooked yet? I will pop out of all of you in 24 hours. Have fun.
I played Splerpyderpy. It showed a squid, staring at me, saying:
SQUIRPIDYYEAHYEAHLETSDOBOBOBOBOSQUIRPIDYYOUREAKIDSQUIDKIDSQUIDGDJWBVISJCISFH8173918+#+%(@8$+@;*;\:";~∆|וΠ|√~÷√Π£{€=£{€°£=€^£[\℅®]\℅®]. Boob.
She started to spray red ink everywhere. It looked like ketchup. I threw a package of vanilla wafers at her to stop. She didn't. She sprayed it on another squid kid. Who sprayed it on another, Then another. Then another. Then another, who sprayed it on my hamburger. They all exploded. My hamburger ate me. Everything froze. A new ice age happened. Everyone died. The end.