SwaySway.exe
ACHTUNG:This is the ''FIRST PASTA'' of Breadwinners. If you don't like it,you must screw yourself. Also,this is a copy of Sonic.exe beacuse i don't care. Reader discretion is advised.
The Pasta
I'm a total Breadwinners fan much like everyone else, I like the newer episodes, but I don't mind seeing the pilot.
It started on a nice summer afternoon, I was watching the episode "Duck Loaf" until I noticed, out of my peripheral vision, that the mailman had arrived and put something in my mailbox as usual and left. I paused my game to go see what I got in the mail... The only thing in the Mailbox was a disk case for computers.
ANY way, I looked at the disc and it looks like any ordinary computer CD-R disc.
it had black marker on it written "SWAYSWAY - The Game", meaning that he must've gotten it from someone else, like a pawn shop or eBay. When I saw "SWAYSWAY
" on the writing of the Disk, I was actually excited and wanted to play it, since I'm a a BIG Breadwinners fan.
I went up to my room and turned on my computer and put the disc in and installed the game. When the title screen popped up I noticed that it was Big Bread Booty Bash, I was like "Awesome!"
The first thing I noticed that was out of place was when I pressed start, there's was a split second when I saw the title image turned into something much different, something that I now consider horrifying, before cutting to black.
I remember what the image looked like in that split second before the game cut to black; The sky had darkened, the title emblem was rusted and ruined, the Nick 2014 was now instead Nick 666, and the water had turned red, like blood, except it looked hyper realistic.
But the freakiest thing that was in that split second frame was SwaySway and Buhdeuce, his eyes were pitch black and bleeding with two glowing red dots staring RIGHT AT ME
, and his smile had stretched wider up to the edge of his face. I was rather disturbed about that image when I saw it, though I figured that it was just a glitch and forgot about it. After it cut to black it stayed like that for about 10 seconds or so. And then another weird thing happened,I was like "WTF? What's this doing in that stoop¡d game?", anyway, then I notice something off, the background was seizure black and white.
The music was that creepy Super Paper Mario - River Twygz Bed only it was extended and seemed to have been in reverse.
The screen stayed black for about 10 seconds or more, then it showed the typical level title thing, Except the title font was Bauhaus 93 and the text showed only "PULL THE LEVERS TO DIE". The screen faded in and the level title vanished revealing Only Buhdeuce, the music was different though,and there was no time, it sounded like a peaceful melody in reverse. Anyway I started playing and had Buhdeuce start pulling the levers like you would, what was odd was that as Buhdeuce was pulling the 90 levers along the level there was nothing but red elevator and levers for 5 minutes, that was when the peaceful music started to lower down into slow deep tones very slowly as I kept going.
I suddenly saw something and I stopped to see what it was; it was one of the levers dead (That was when the music started to slow down), Buhdeuce had a shocked and saddened look on his face that I never saw him have before, so I had him move along, and he kept that worried look on his face. I felt sick to my stomach when I saw this massacre and apparently so did Buhdeuce. After a few more seconds the music seemed to have stopped, I still kept Buhdeuce to continue.
After a minute passed after the music stopped, Buhdeuce stopped pulling levers and gets to the end of the elevator, it wasn't until I saw why; SwaySway was there in the end of the elevator with his back against Buhdeuce with his eyes closed. Buhdeuce looked to see SwaySway but then his smile faltered, obviously noticing that SwaySway wasn't responding to him, if not acting as if he was totally oblivious of Buhdeuce's presence. SwaySway has close to eat Buhdeuce, and I noticed that I wasn't even moving my keyboard to make him move, so this had to have been a cut scene.
Suddenly I began to have a growing feel of dread as Buhdeuce falled even more closer to SwaySway to get his attention, I felt that Buhdeuce was in danger and something bad was going to happen. I heard faint static growing louder as Buhdeuce was but inches away from Sonic and stopped and stuck his hand out to touch him. That foreboding feeling in my gut was growing stronger and I felt the urge to tell Buhdeuce to get away from SwaySway as the static grew louder. Then he ate him and i don't know how to do.
And then in a split second SwaySway killed Jenny Quackles and the screen went black with another distorted screeching noise that lasted for at least 3 seconds.
Another text message appeared, "So many souls to play with, so little time... would you agree?"
What the hell... Just what is going on? I started to think SwaySway was actually trying to talk to me through the game... But I was too scared to think that.
Then i heard SwaySway's laugh, his laugh... it sounded a lot like the distorted Fluttershy's evil laugh from "The Best Night Ever".
"You're a lot fun to play with kid."
"Won't be long now until you join him and all my other friends."
"You can't run, kid. You're in my world now. Just like the others."
The image showed a hyper-realistic of SwaySway standing in the darkness where you can only see his face while his head and his hat faded into black, and when I say hyper-realistic, I mean like he looked so real you could actually see the lines in his blue fur, as if you could actually feel the fur if you touched the screen.
His face...oh god, he had the most horrifying smile I had ever seen.
I stared at that gruesome image for a good 30 seconds, never taking my eyes off it, I felt as if he was actually looking at me, smiling at me...that face, it just took 10 seconds for it to etch itself into my brain for good.
Then the screen flickered with red static again 3 times, and on the 3rd time I heard the Kefka laugh, except this time it sounded distorted, demonic even...
It went back to the image again except this time there was the text again though it was messed up, but it was pretty much one of the most horrifying things I looked at since I had this game...
''"I AM NOW SCARY."''
It was when I read that message while looking at SwaySway when it hit me, I realized right there and then.
This version of SwaySway was a monster, a pure evil, sadistic, all-powerful, nightmarish, demented monster... and all of his victims, including Buhdeuce and Jenny, are just his little toys, and the game is the very gateway into his chaotic, nightmarish world and the very Hell his victims are trapped in.
Suddenly in an actual split second I screamed as SwaySway lunged at the screen screeching loudly with his mouth wide open to an unnatural length revealing nothing but a literally spiraling abyss of pure darkness before the red static came again, this time much louder and distorted, so loud that it hurt my ears, I yelled and grabbed my ears as the red static screeched for a good 7 seconds.
Then it stopped and showed nothing but black screen.
As I sat there staring at the black screen, one last text came up.
"Ready for Round 2?"
I looked at Buhdeuce and I cried a bit, I pitied them for the agony they're going through, they were forever trapped within the game, forever tormented by that horrid duck that doesn't look like a duck,
and always will be.
Please help me for this.