I'm a Sonic fan, like everyone else. I prefer the Modern games, where you don't have to do anything but hold Boost and occasionally jump. Y'know, fun stuff right?
But something strange happened that would change my view of Sonic forever. My friend Peeble sent me a strange CD in the mail even though he lives next to me and could just give it to me. It had a note attached to it. It read "Hey faggot don't use the frickin CD kk?"
It's only obvious for me to pop the CD into my computer. My AntiVirus says it's a virus, but I decide to run it anyway because I'm smart! There was a picture in the files of it that was named "Tails.PNG"
I opened it up and it had a picture of a black/African American Tails with blood on his hands and red pupils!
I shrugged it off as just something Peeble put in the files and booted up the game inside. It had no title screen and just startted me out with Sonic
I ran to the right of the screen until a picture of tails popped up.... the same one i saw earlier
then, i saw sonics dead body on the ground, hyper realistic blood was spewing everywhere and then tails appeared in front of sonic. it looked like he was laughing! Then i realized, TAILS KILLED SONIC
Then i started playing as knuckles, and everytime I stepped, I could hear a faint chuckle. It was knuckles chuckling for his life! Once again, I ran to the right of the screen but this time I fell off
I saw knuckles' shilloutetteteeee fall and fall until the screen went black
I heard knuckles say "oh no" and then a loud scream I thought my ears would fall off
then I started playing as Amy and once again I went to the right of the screen
But then something scary happened
AMY DIED
i was so scared i pissed my pants and i shat bricks all over the floor and then i realized my tails plushy that was behind me started moving
it was moving closer
and i saw that tails was moving closer to me ingame as well
I WAS GONNA DIE
so then i died and now i'm a ghost now and then my mommy called the cops and when they arrived they found my computer had crashed and when it rebooted, tails was everywhere
i'm never gonna play another sonic game again. And not because of that experience but because i'm dead and I can't hold a console controller
THE END