Toadgee

I heard of a cute little character. His name was Toad. I thought he would be a frog of some sort. He seems to be a mushroom person. I played Super Mario Bros. and never got to the castle. So I never got to see Toad. My friend told me that Toad is the spawn of all evil. He also told me that since Weegee has taken over his character he has been sticking shrooms in people's mouths at night. I decided to look for a ROM of Super Mario Bros. on CoolROM, I found one that says Super Toad Bros. I decided to download it and see what it was about. The screenshots were just stock images of Toad. But I noticed in the eyes there was a Weegee head. Toad looked scared as well. I decided to ignore it because the person who uploaded it was probably trying to trick people into not playing it. The ROM finally downloaded, I looked into the ZIP it came in and there was the ROM and a folder that said "Emulator for Super Toad Bros." I decided to ignore it and tried to launch the ROM on my emulator. It gave a graphical error message, so then I decided to extract the folder with the emulator for Super Toad Bros. I booted it up and saw the title screen. The title screen was in comic sans, and it said "Super Toad Bros." Once I pressed start. I instantly was dropped into the game, it showed Toad walking into a pipe. Once I was able to move I started to jump on the first Goomba, the screen stuttered. So I jumped on another, stuttering again. After I finally got through the stuttering level I was instantly put into the last level. I got to the end to find a Weegee head. I tried to jump over it but it blocked me, and started to take over Toad's body. After seeing this gruesome scene, a message popped up saying "You're not ready for the Weegee." and the last thing I saw before I ran out of my room was Toad but with Weegee's face. After the night, I deleted the game instantly hoping to never see it again. Now I believe my friend that Toad's body got taken over by Weegee. He is so FREAKING DEMENTED!
By, R00TStoryTime