Toaster

Once upon a time i founded a VHS tape.
I putted it in my toaster.
The movie began with my friend Fabian eating dix in Slendytubbies 2.
Then my toaster began to load. I asked it ''WHAT DAH FAK IS DAH PRUBLEM MADERKLUKA!?!!''
My toaster answered ''...'' Because toasters can't talk...
Then i threw it into outer space and it dieded.
And now it is trying to get revenge.
I dieded by my toaster as he said ''...''
My final last words were ''Y TOSTER Y???''
The end
AND DEN A SKELTEON POOPED OUT!!