Toenail

If you pick your toenails, it means they are dirty, it means you don't clean, it means you're gross, it means HE is watching.. Soap Man, he watches from the outside, he knows you aren't cleaning and he will make sure you do.
This story is going to scare you, because this is every dirty persons WORST nightmare. Even if you think it's not, it's creative see, and this story WILL scare you, it is everything you are against. Clean, hygienic and not filthy.
Soap Man will bring all your joy of being a pig to an end. You knew you could never be a pig anyway, being dirty was the closest you had, but Soap Man decided against it, and ruined everything, because he's a dick!
So remember, if you are content with being filthy, just remember, Soap Man will ruin your life, because God hates you.