TrollPasta.exe
NOTE: None of the stuff that the main character says here has any conection with the writer of this story or other user nor is this story used to asheme any user or this wiki,this is pure fiction and expect everything.
If anyone can see this before its deleted,then fucking read this story before it is.
My name is Jerry Can
I made a shity mistake,and now the owner of some fucked up wiki wishes me death
It all began when i found that wiki called "TrollSpaghetti Wiki"
And as im your basic 12 year old retarded kid,i posted some shity rip-off story of sonic.exe
-10 mili-seconds later i got so angered that i got mentally daranged and wasted 31 years of my life spaming the whole wiki with my roblox and minecraft porn stories.
Then a accidentaly looked at the same rules that were on the wiki 31 years ago and found out about Evil Patrix,stll mentally deranged and filled with developing autism in my mind i made a story where Evil Patrix dies.As soon as i posted the 666666666 word long story they began hunting me until i delete the story myself.So sold my home that my father gave me before he died and ventured into the woods where i wiped my ass with the dollar bills and later ate it until i found some ugly shack in the woods with electricity.And this is where im now.Yet i made a disscovery,the wiki page TrollSpaghetii never existed it was all a prank made with by my frie-
A russian guy outside the shack screams
BOMB HAS BEN PLANTED
What the fuc-
A giant explosion follows leaving a giant hole in the shack while the same russian voice says
Terrorists win
And a naked bearded russian guy ridding a bear with a tattoo of Evil patrix on his chest holding a AK-47 and vodka jumps trough the hole screaming again
I found you idiot,after all what you have done to my wiki i can only promise you death
Hehe,you fell into my trap
What?
The retarded man pressed a button hidden in his underwear,blowing the whole place up and somehow they both survive.
I win,i win,i win,HAHAHA!
The russian guy stabs the retarded man and vanishes into the the sunrise,speaking
Advanced mental retardation was your downfall,retarded man
Before disappearing to mother russia
This was the story of how i died by behaving like a asshole
Hope you hate it.
And me
Retarded man will return in infinity war