Ultraman.exe

A boy named Pat bought a Play Station 1 Ultraman game in GameStop for $400 without testing the disc. He went back to his home, locked himself in a room and turned on XBOX360 to play it. The game worked, Pat was very happy until he heard a disturbing noise from that title screen, he didn't care and pressed start. The screen froze and turned into Blue Screen Of Death, Pat was very scared, he smashed his console 9 times and it went back to normal. Ultraman King showed up on the screen, his metal face was black, and his eyes were white. Pat thought the game was glitched, so he turned off and on, Ultraman Belial showed up, his face were silver and his eyes were like Ultraman King's. Pat was so confused went to the GameStop with his console with that game disc inside, the workers facepalmed when Pat showed them what happened and changed the PS1 disc to XBOX360 disc. Pat was happy and went back home again and quickly played the game, the game started, this time Ultraman Tiga and Dyna showed up on the title screen. The title screen was bloody, Pat thought the TV was covered in tomato sauce again so he tried wiping them off. Those 2 Ultramen laughed at him for being an idiot, Pat stunned for 5 minutes without blinking his eyes, his eyes almost dried. Those Ultramen got bored and automatically shutted the console down. Pat fainted for 6 hours and woke up, thought he was having nightmares. So he turned on the console again, This time a sad, broken, rusty Ultraman King's face showed up. It looked like Ultraman King was tortured, Pat pressed a lot of buttons to try to play the game. The laughs from the television started, Pat was shocked and dropped his controller. Suddenly an original Ultraman showed up with a lightsaber, and cut Ultraman King's head off. Tomato sauces everywhere, the screen showed a Tomato & Chilly Sauce Advertisement. Pat turned off the game, and never play XBOX forever.