This is a sequel for gunga.exe.avi.jpg the link is right here This was my last day in super jail. Gunga got removed from my cell a few years ago farting on my peanut butter and jelly sandwich, he immediately got sent to the electric chair for doing that. For those who thought I was killed in the last episode, well you were wrong! Nothing kills Steve Urkel. Steve Urkel kills you! By the way my names Steve Urkel. I was down in lunch eating green eggs and ham. It tasted almost like green eggs in ham, did I mention that the ham was green too? Anyway while I was eating with my skin head buddies I saw something in the window that scared the living Urkel out of me. It was my diggity dog gunga! I dropped my green eggs and ham on the ground then the chef got ticked off at me and chased me with a butcher knife. He pinned me to the ground and was about to chop off my awesome hair-due but the security guards tossed him off me and since it was only 10 minutes left until I'm free they let me go home early. I bought an mediocre room in an apartment building because my parents are still pissed off at me for breaking all their computers so I gotta find a job even though I'm only 13. I got a job at computer city™ I now work the nightshift. I headed back to my apartment and when I got to the door my dad and his pet gunga was there. He tossed gunga in my arms and said " he's your problem now you little nerd " and ran off. So now I have to deal with the AnonyMoose killer aka gunga for a long while. As soon as I get to the house gunga immediately jumps into the vents and unleashes a huge dump in it that stunk up my whole room. The fumes were everywhere, I couldn't see a thing. It knocked me out cold and I missed my first day of work. When I woke up it was about 4:50am and I rushed down to computer city™ When I got there my boss was just about to hire another person that's by far more responsible then me. When I saw that I jumped through the glass breaking it and landed on my bosses lap crying and begging for my job back. He said "no" and pushed me on the ground. I unleashed a huge baby fit And started to cry and break the computers with my bare hands. The boss grabbed me and said "stop! I'll give you another chance just stop breaking my computers! I was so happy that I had no choice but to stick my finger down my throat and puke on the Main computer which shocked the place and turned it's power off, I was that happy yo. It was in the afternoon and I took gunga for a walk. We were walking down the block and gunga spotted 2 guys talking on their driveway, gunga got mad for no reason and started to pull on the leash towards them. I grabbed the leash with all my might until gunga stopped. Gunga was mad at me now so he decided to walk on their lawn and take a massive mud monkey on their lawn. The guys got so mad that they grabbed their barret 50 calibers and chased me down the street with them. They must've been bad shooters because every shot they took missed accept for the one that went in my butt. It went so far in that I can never poo anymore, in fact I can only poo from my mouth. I dropped to the ground and started to cry and the Psycho guys were running up to me to finish me off. But I was crying so hard that it started to make a river and it washed the guys down to sewers were they got killed by the power of poo. So I went to the doctor to see if they can fix me up. And they told me the bad news and I begun to cry my eyes out. I can only poo from my mouth for now on, this day is going very bad for little me so far. After the doctor appointment it was getting late outside and since I work the nightshift I gotta get going to computer city™ When I got there I was bored to death, there was nothing to do and nobody wants to buy a computer at night. I was sitting on the chair for a few hours waiting for customers when one of the 10,479 computers turned on and it showed gunga.exe this time it was a little different the 3 characters from the last gunga game was hung by their necks dead with blood dripping down. At that point I jumped up on my seat then ran out the building and hopped on an apache helicopter and blew up computer city™ Then when I got back to the ground I spotted a big fat red dot all the way by the blown up computer city™ When I got closer to my surprise it was my pissed off boss. He was blood red and very angry. I took a quick look then boosted back home as fast as I can, I was too scared to look behind me because I had a feeling my boss was chasing me. My curiosity got the best of me and I had to look behind me. When I did I instantly let out a loud yelp! My boss was riding an Indian T-90 Bhisma with appliqué reactive armor and standard 125 mm (4.9 in) main gun. It was huge and scary! He kept chasing me no matter where I go but finally he got up to me because I took a sharp turn down an alley. He was just about to run over me when a fast blur jumped Into his vehicle and killed him. I don't know who or what that was but it saved my nerdy life. After that I walked back home, when I got to the hotel I seen a note and package on my wall. Since I can't read I went to the hotel lobby and asked the manager what it says and he read it.
Here's that dumb package you ordered. It has your gay gunga the dog cartoons and game. You got 1 1/2 days to pay me my 99 cents or I'll squirt my mushroom juice all over you then you'll grow mushrooms all over your body.
Love the mushroom man
I got really freaked out by this and had no choice but to devour a bowl of dried rice with red hot jalapeno peppers and pulled down my pants and shot the bullet out of my butt and pooped all over the electric box and the whole place went pitch black and some guy got shot with my butt bullet. So I went up to my room to watch my gunga cartoons and when I opened the box all I seen was a blank disc that said "Urkel.exe.avi.jpg" I didn't know what it ment but I needed a computer to play this disc. I have to get a computer and I think I got an idea. I headed towards the grand opening of computer world™ I walked in and asked their manager if I can have a free computer and he said "no" at that point I started to cry harder then the time I watched Marley and me. It started to Flood the place and it was destroying their computers so the manager had no choice but to give me a free one. He offered me a Microsoft computer then I started to cry and I pointed towards the amstrad pen pad PDA 600 which costed $69,600 European dollars so I got that awesome computer for free and I was so stoked. I guess if you really want something really bad the best choice is to cry for it. So I rushed back home and set up the computer to play my game and which was odd because I haven't seen gunga since those 2 lunatic guys chased me down the street, he must be reaching havoc in the vents. So I put the disc in and started to play and what I saw in the title screen was the same image of what I saw at the computer store the 3 people from the first gunga game were hung underneath gungas face. I was so scared that I was seconds from braking the computer, but I calmed down and just pressed start. So it brought me to the character select screen and there was 3 characters but 2 were locked and the first character miss gunga (gungas girlfriend) I picked her and pressed start to begin my first level
silent love act 1#
The level started off with a cutscene it showed gunga jumping into a pile a poo accessing a bonus stage so miss gunga chased after him. Now I'm able to Play the bonus stage. So far it went terribly wrong, there's suppose to be piles of poo for which you got to dodge. My curiosity got the best of me so I went to the edge of the screen then it cut to black, I heard loud screams and flashing images of gunga with those big black eyes and the red dot in the middle it went back to the title screen and I saw a dead miss gunga hanging from a rope and I instantly jumped back and grabbed my XM25 air burst grenade launcher and shot the computer. It blown up my whole hotel room and I crashed down all the way to the hotel lobby. I stood up and kindly asked for a computer and since the hotel lobby managers are super nice I got another free Amstrad Pen Pad PDA600 for free once again and a new room I went up to the room and opened the door and I seen gunga. I was so happy to see my little diggity dog. I plugged my computer in and it went to the character select screen and I unlocked my new character it was sonic the hedgehog but since he's the worste character there is I could care less if he dies or not.
Slow doesn't win a race act #1
It starts off with a race at gunga palace. All the characters were there including Gunga's pet squirrel, Haley from the first gunga story, me (Steve urkel) that's me by the way, I'm Steve urkel. Sonic the hedgehog, Gunga's girlfriend, and Patrick and their are no rules and the winner gets to watch the rest of them die. When the match starts I'm not gonna press anything because I hate sonic and I want him to die. 3......2.....1..... Go!!!!!!! No less then 1 second gunga farts on my face Knocking me out when I woke up I was my own character in the race. Sonic ran so fast past me that it blown me off the race and I was disqualified so I can only watch for now. Patrick was cart wheeling down the race course so fast that he slowly started to disintegrate and died. Gunga suddenly appeared behind the squirrel toy and ate him. Sonic and Haley was battling for first and Haley says "I'm gonna do something amazing" she tries to do a cartwheel then face plants instantly killing her. Gunga's girlfriend wasn't really a factor because she was too fat. So my arch enemy sonic wins and he gets to watch me die. All the audience faces me and ties me down sonic walks up to me and says "screw you Steve urkel now you get to die" this guy named big bubba walks up to me with a machete and slowly slices my vanes until I bleed out. The pain felt so real I started to cry and scream at the same time then I woke up. I yelled at gunga until he ran in the vents. I was still very startled from what happened in the game and had no choice but to hop on my trident nuclear ballistic missile submarine and blown up my apartment to smithereens. But the disc still survived without a scratch on it. I grabbed the disc and my diggity dog gunga and headed towards Mcdonalds because there's always fat people with computers in there. I had gunga attack and kill one of the people with a computer and I stole it then headed down a dark alley to play it by a dumpster. I put the disc in and it goes to the title screen and it shows sonic on Gunga's head flipping me off with the dead people at the buttom with there necks broken and hung by rope.
The mushroom man is right behind you act #1
The background of this level shows the mushroom mans hideous face and I heard something teleport behind me, I looked over my shoulder and instantly pee'd and poo'd my pants simultaneous it was the mushroom man!! I grabbed my dog gunga and smacked his butt then he farted so hard that he flew us both to Russia. When we got there I bought a nuclear bomb I took gunga and had him eat The Naga Jolokia pepper also known as The Ghost Pepper from Bangledash (SR: 1,041,427 in its hottest form) he ate the pepper and unleashed the kraken in the bomb. I pressed the button and the bomb bursted into the air with only 4 minutes until it blows up Russia at that point I started to talk to gunga I told him we'll be safe now, and he answered back "no we won't" then at that point I realized I never had a dog then gunga leaped at me and bit my neck off the