It was just this Christmas that went by, and things were getting busy. I had to start buying presents for us. I had finished shopping.
After A Happy New Year... I heard the sound of something being pushed into my letter box. I caught a hold of it before my dog did, and looked at the package.
It seemed to be wrapped fairly badly, with what looked like grease marks and stains on it. Naturally, like anyone would, I decided to open the package. Inside was something that I could not explain.
It was a VHS but it was like some little kid had drawn on the front cover with a marker. The title said, "SPLAPMEDO VIZZLE".
Intrigued, I played the video before any of the others I received in the Job lot. The video starts with a date displayed in the bottom right hand corner. It only appears for a few seconds, and it says "16/7/2014" which would mean the 16th July, 2014.
After this, the title card appears. The intro began which looked like The Impossible Quiz intro but the music was low pitched & slower than usual. The title was "The IMPoSSiBLE MiSSioN" Similar to The Impossible Quiz Logo. After a few seconds, it fades to black.
The episode starts out with A Station we then see Frank with an Orange Locomotive back down on the train.
Further down the line, The Orange Locomotive passes a Bear & Goat with a wig.
Immediately following this, He gets sent down the wrong line. We see a shot of Him rolling down the wrong line chasing a bird with a crazy look on his face.
Like he did in The Do or Die Game
We see the Orange Locomotive roll down a steep gradient, with the train surging against him. A level crossing is ahead of him, which he immediately runs into and breaks. To make matters worse, a Robot riding a Motorcycle is on the level crossing at that point in time, which He rams into, sending it tumbling out of control.
He tried to stop at the hill but the train pulled him down.
He goes very faster & can’t stop until he reaches the wall, crashing into hay & falling down a hill causing A terrible metallic water crash can be heard, while his' body shell explodes on contact with the ground, with bits such as whistles and handrails floating in several directions. Even worse than he falls down a waterfall & Frank, Probably got badly injured by the crash.
As the crash dies down, the camera pans and we see some of the Orange Locomotive's remains, including the upturned, exploded body shell, as an ominous strings piece is played. The face is gone, and a fishing rod used by A Blue Penguin. Slowly, the scene fades to a funeral of Frank.
Some text, in white, reads "Frankly, It's not good enough!", below the middle of the screen. the faint sound of steam hissing is audible, A message says "Goodbye World..." along with a faint, yet shrill sounding steam whistle.
Are you kidding me?
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The screen remained blank for about thirty seconds. Slowly, it faded to a night station scene with Halloween themed music. The color is very washed out at this point. A Ghost with Chris' Devil Face can be seen along a rundown line. It cut to a scene to a plaza with a pet shop & a pizza parlor. There was a secret staircase by the Tables & Chairs.
Throughout these night scenes, very little sound is present. Frank as a ghost sees some awful grinding, squealing and clanking noises are heard.
The room shows Electro pop themed music. By this point, he is walking at a considerably slow pace, slower than usually seen. Oddly, he takes the Ghost costume off & Takes a Photo of his Arse. He disguises himself as Super Mario Who finds Some Girls With Paul Robertson in a Beach Party. He has the same style as the series proper- holding a cutter's torch appears, standing in front of the crossed nipples. He turns off the light turning everything Inverted Faded to Black.
After about six seconds, the sound of birds chirping is audible. I was half-expecting the tape to take a more lighthearted approach.
It shows a Game play which looks like a Super Mario Bros & Sonic the Hedgehog World with Traps & Monitors.
Frank, Dressed up as Mario, Runs as he avoids all the traps & destroys the monitors & enemies, Stops as he Crashes into Sonic. Sonics’ body was barely recognizable as Dr. Egg man uses his siccors to cut his nose & break his leg. Just like The Sonic Breaks his Neck Video & Scenes for The Impossible Quiz.
Some Time Later... Hunter Killer Along with an cloud army of Worms & Rainbow Puffles Destroy Dr. Egg man’s Lair for Sonics’ Death. Frank decided to Visit Rocket Snail Thrones with Penguins performing a band. Other Penguins Had their Own names. Cole Plante, Cadence, Sabrina Carpenter, Violetta & Zendaya. The Cast of The Music Jam 2014. Plus a Mutated Rainbow Puffle with hands & feet. Rocket Snail Thrones Celebrates a Party with Chris, Spatulons, A Bun Dance, & A Dancing Penguin at the Nightclub With A Dawg Using A Sound studio.
"This is The End!" Said Frank in a Italian Mario like Voice. "NOW I WILL SHOOT YOU IN THE FACE!" He Pulled out Zapper Which Shoots the Screen Ending the VHS, Which got worn out.
Now I Seen the Video, I Had A Nightmare From This So I Threw the tape in the Fireplace.
The End!