I was an intern at Hogwarts when I
suddenly bumped into Severus Snape and he dropped a CD. It said
“Voldemort.exe” on the cover in black Sharpee marker. I decided
to pop it into my broom and see what was on it. The only file on it
was a executable file by the name of Voldemort.exe. Makes sense. I
cast Openinus Filius on it and to what it was. First it showed Harry
Potter and Hermione Granger in a dark room with hyper-realistic
Unicorn blood all over. I passed it off as a glitch and continued
watching. Hermione cast Thenina Skeletionia Popedoutus on Harry and
he became hyper-realistic and hyper-realisticly exploded. Then
Hermione turned into Quirrell and then into Dumbledore then Snape and
then McGonagall then Hagrid then Pomfrey then finally into Voldemort.
He then hyper-realisticly laughed a hyper-realistic laugh and then
hyper-realisticly exploded too. I started to wonder if this was just
one of Peeve's sick jokes but I passed it off as a glitch and
continued watching. Suddenly, Harry was back at the Dursley's but
everyone's face was Voldemort's. Even Voldemort's face was now
Voldemort's face. Then Dudley with Voldemort's face threw a
hyper-realistic tortoise with Voldemort's face at Harry with
Voldemort's face and he hyper-realisticly exploded again. Then a
skeleton popped out with Voldemort's face and who was phone? Then
there was a hyper-realistic flash of green light like in Harry's
memories but instead of a cold laugh, it was Uncle Vernon
hyper-realisticly screaming. Then I saw myself in the Mirror of
Erised but my face looked like Voldemort's. Wait my greatest desire
is to have the face of Voldemort? Whut? Anyway I passed it off as a
glitch and continued watching. Then there was the same dark room but
Voldemort was standing there with Voldemort's face and he sed “Ur
Next”. And then a hyper-realistic skeleton popped out with
Voldemort's face and who was phone?