so one day i watching toy story. you know. the one with tom hanks and tim allen. anyway so woody had red eyes. i shrugged this off thinking it was an error. i continued watching and bad things happened. first woody got a gun and shot buzz! rip tim allen. he then shot the snot nosed kid ANDY and the ballsack. i called my mom downstairs and all the sudden it was normal. she said its just yo mind Franklin. i continue watching. one by one people r killed by da gun. hamm, rex, bo peep, all da green soldiers, squeaky, even jessie. i was horrified when woody walked up to the screen. he shouted your next and shot the screen. it actually looked liek it shot and made some broken glass appear. the broken glass spelled out WOODY.EXE. i was scurred for life when pulled out the dvd and it says [WOODY.EXE a magical adventure throughout reality. i then saw this as what my life be like. 30 years later i work as a police officer. i see a robber who looks awfully similar to woody. he has a badge. it says [WOODY.EXE SHERIFF]. i back off and shoot him. he takes a final blow to end his life. i collect evidence. i found a disc that said [TOY STORY 5 WOODY'S REVENGE A.K.A. WOODY.EXE]. i then realized what i did but not in time before i was delivered a fatal shot by woody's spirit form the disc.